My last two outings have been crap. Was going to head to Pendriech on Tuesday night but I was late in getting out, it started to blow and then I remembered the road was closed, so went to Swanswater and had a couple of hours  on the Meadow Pond. Was getting a lot of interest from the fish but they simply were not taking. I ended up on a really long fine tippet with tiny flies on and the fish would literally sit under it but not take it. I managed to “rise” two – one that turned away at the last second, the other I would have sworn had taken the fly, I struck into nothing. Never seen a fish caught all night and one guy had been there since lunchtime and had one. Then got organised and went to Pendreich last night. A gorgeous summers evening and mostly flat calm. But where were the fish? Barely a rise, and every rise I did see was alway 20 yards beyond casting range. I tried fishing from the boat and never had so much as a sniff, trying teensie wee midges and small Sedges- as there were tons of both on the water. Very disappointing. All this blanking got me to thinking about what a waste of time carrying a landing net has become and then I sort of enlarged on it…….

A Dictionary of Summer Angling

Barbless Hook : A device used to make “remote release” easier.

By-catch : Any sodding catch would be welcome.

Caenis : A type of aquatic fly anglers would love to ignore, but trout seem to love.

Catch Return : Any blank piece of paper will suffice.

Commercial Fishery : A location with specially trained fish, who are suicidal when angling press “features writers” are around but otherwise play dumb and pretend they are not there.

Dusk : Identifiable by the sound of fish laughing at you, and when your leader always tangles invisibly round your rod.

Floating line : Probably the wrong one.

Landing Net : 1) Something used to give your other hand something to carry on the way to the waters edge.

2) Best left in the car

Lure : Another word for “desparation”.

Midges : A type of aquatic fly that loves anglers.

Sedge : A type of aquatic fly, trout seem to ignore.

Small flies : too big.

Sunset : The time of peak frustration.

Tiny Flies : still too big

Tippet : A length of nylon or similar material, specially designed to get a “wind knot” around the time it gets too dark to spot or fix.

The evening rise : No, I don’t really know what that is either, though I have heard of it too. Has it anything to do with fishing or something more “private”.

Weather: Something to put in the way of fishing trips.