Dear Auntie,
I like this lady, she is attractive, popular with all the boys, not cheap though she lets me have a shot for a couple of drinks- OK a bottle of wine usually does it. But though I sometimes get her all to myself on occasions, she won’t let me have what I really want. I have tried playing round on top, in the middle and well “down below”, but it does not matter where I go or what I use to get there, in the end, nothing happens. I have even brought a friend along, thinking one of us might figure it out and she might fancy two reasonably experienced guys with her, but it made no difference. I have even tried with my son in tow, you would think this would be a dampener due to his relative inexperience in such proceedings but beleive it or not I have got closer to success at those times. Though I have to say it usually went wrong at the very last second, especially if I did the fiddly bits and left him to “score”.
On one previous date this year, she led me to beleive I was going to get what I craved, no less than 7 times and still I never managed to see things through to the end. Premature ejection can be a bit of a problem but I think you have to be impressed by my stamina that I kept trying again!
Even a manual doesn’t help!
Take today for instance, the offer was made for a few hours this afternoon in her company, though there would be others there. I was looking forward to our date, though I have to say it was quite wet when I arrived, and it got wetter as proceedings continued. That was no impediment though, I went along regardless and took precautions, I was “double bagged” to coin a phrase. Everyone was trying it on in the same area quite near to where I entered ( I usually start from a back entrance) , so I decided to turn my attentions to other parts of her ample body and see if it brought me success. It didn’t though I had a near result with a small reaction that soon petered out to leave me as disappointed as ever, but hungry for another go. It seemed that though the other boys were all concentrating on one area of her shapely expanse ( she isn’t a small lady though not enormous either) , reluctantly, to get success I might have to go with the crowd, a bit of a ‘Gang Bang’ you might say.
I can’t seem to even get a”fishy finger” never mind a whole handful!
It took me a while to squeeze in between the others but I eventually managed, and though some of the boys were evidently enjoying some success, and I think I could see what they were doing to earn it, trying similar methods in the same spots were not working for me. In fact she was clearly favouring them as she was giving them clear indications of where and when to try, I could see the signs, but she wasn’t doing the same for me. I was getting despondent, and even taking a break from thrashing away at her and having a cup of tea to get my soggy fingers working again, made no difference. Its not like she even likes a bit of both, I never saw any girls there- though I know some local girls claimed success here a number of weeks ago.
I can’t seem to even get a”fishy finger” never mind a whole handful!
In the end I had to admit defeat again. Is she simply “hard to get” or should I take the hint and go elsewhere? Maybe I should just pay and be done with it?
Yours in desperation
The Unfamousfly at Menteith.
